I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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