Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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