spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm bleeding and have questions
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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