At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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