I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
