I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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