I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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