i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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