Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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