he shaved USA in his pubs
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
