i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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