Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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