He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
false alarm, still single
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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