I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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