Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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