he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
