No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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