He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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