That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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