just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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