It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I can't turn off my feet"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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