I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
as a side note pls kill me
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