What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
