I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
where are my eyebrows?
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