Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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