Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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