is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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