i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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