yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Randomize
