Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
NoShamevember. You game?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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