It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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