is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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