Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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