I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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