There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Me too!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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