Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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