Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
two words: eviction party
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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