he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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