And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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