It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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