i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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