tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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