idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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