MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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