So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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