So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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