Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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