i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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