found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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