Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you would pick up someone in the library
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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