Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I love you. Go after that dick
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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