think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think a kid would responsible me up
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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