It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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